New dog cross breeds

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso:
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow:
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter:
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund:
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso:
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel:
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever:
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound:
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog:
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador:
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer:
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute:
Commute, a dog that travels to work